The Amazing Pet

a man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn’t want your ordinary, garden variety pet! No, he wanted a pet that could do everything! The shop owner suggested a faithful dog. The man replied, "Come on, a dog?" The owner said, "How about […]

How to Tell the Weather

To tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog’s fur looks like it’s been rubbed the wrong […]

Dead Kitty

once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night. He watched some TV, and then remembered to let the dog back in. When he opened the door, he was shocked at what he saw! In his dog’s mouth was his neighbor’s cat, dead! "Bad dog! BAD […]

Gone to the Dogs

there was this man that had a dog. He came home one day, and his dog was belly up with its legs sticking in the air. He wasn’t sure if it was dead or not, so he took it to the vet. He told the vet of his problem, and the vet said that there […]

Cat Collector

a famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the […]

Cross-eyed Rottweiler

a man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?" "Well" said the vet "lets have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it’s eyes. "Well" says the vet "I’m going to […]

Help Wanted

R Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager’s office, making it clear he wished […]

Purpose of the Dog

a Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog’s duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he’s […]

Does Your Dog Bite

there was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked. The old man replied, "Nope." So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his […]

The Christian Horse

there’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks […]