Digging A Hole

there were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, he would dig, dig, dig, the other would come behind him and fill the hole, fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously. One digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t […]

Chicken Little

mrs. Fleshman goes to the butcher shop to buy a chicken for the Sunday meal. The butcher has only one scrawny chicken left. He puts it on the scale. "Three pounds," he says. "That’s too scrawny; don’t you have something bigger?" Mrs. Fleshman asks. He pretends to rummage around, and then puts the same chicken […]

Super Genuis

there’s a dropout named Bobby and a super genius named Greg sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the dropout and says, "Hey, I’ll tell you what, I’ll ask you a question and if you don’t know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If […]

Nun In A Cab

a nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am […]

Sign of the Times

R – On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania "Don’t sleep with a drip, call your plumber." – Pizza shop slogan "7 days without pizza makes one Weak." – At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." – Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we […]

Kosher Pork

rabbi Ezra, his wife, and their children, were really curious as to why Gentiles were so fond of eating pork. They decided to try some, but there was nowhere in town they could go and not be seen. One weekend, the Rabbi and his family traveled to a distant town, went into a restaurant, and […]

Scripture Sale

the owner of an old-fashioned corner grocery store in a small country town was fond of quoting a scripture after each sale. He had three old friends that would sit around a pot-bellied stove, playing checkers on a faded board. His ability to produce a scripture for all occasions never ceased to amuse the old […]

Good Business Sense

before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken aback, and requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the man said. The loan officer promptly had […]

The Slacker

a company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show […]

Coming to Visit

pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. "I have a wife and three kids and I’d love to have you […]