Secret Sin

three pastors went to the pastor convention and were all sharing one room. The first pastor said, "Let’s confess our secret sins one to another. I’ll start – my secret sin is I just love to gamble. When I go out of town, it’s cha-ching cha-ching, let the machines ring." The second pastor said, "My […]

The Letter

a minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope, he found written on it only one word: "FOOL." The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names. But this week I received a letter from someone […]

Unfair Trade

a preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle", said the little boy. After a […]

Bats in your Belfry

three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One of them said, "You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with them flying bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything, but nothing seems to scare them off. Another pastor said "Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living […]

The Talking Frog

a pastor was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back […]

Watermelons

the poorly paid local pastor grew watermelons to suppliment his meager income. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the […]

The Offering

the Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church. "Good morning, Jonathan," […]

Clergy and the Barber

a Rabbi went to the barber shop. After his hair cut, he got ready to pay the barber and the barber said, "No Rabbi, I don’t charge the clergy for haircuts." So the next morning the barber found a loaf of Jewish rye bread outside of his door step. A couple of days past and […]

Revival

after the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained four new families." The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained six new families." The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than […]

Horseradish

a minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped, "I’ve heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are the first one I’ve […]