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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Never Withhold Herbes Infection from Loved One Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in ’84 War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Enfields […]

University Sign: Graffiti Makes it More Honest

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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters Women’s Movement Called More Broad-Based Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant […]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Rome laundry: “Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: “Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.” Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made […]

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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) – $50 NORDIC TRACK $300 – HARDLY USED – CALL CHUBBIE at: BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING – “WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS” SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA – FREE CHOPSTICKS HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER – […]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant in New York: “Tip-ing is not a city in China.” Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: “Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)” On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: “Safety ladder, climb at own risk.” Seen on an […]

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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN — FROST FREE! FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE – 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS AMERICAN FLAG – 60 STARS – POLE INCLUDED – $100 TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING […]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: “Specialist in women and other diseases.” Sign in a Tokyo shop: “Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.” Sign from a Japanese booklet about using a hotel […]

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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY. GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb. OPEN HOUSE – BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON – FREE COFFEE & DONUTS FREE PUPPIES…PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART DOG FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL – 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG […]

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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s Student center Bathrooms: “If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.” In the hallway of a High School in New Jersey “Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance.” Road sign […]