Answering machine message 181

(From a distance:) Hello I’m far very away from the phone at the moment and can’t get to it to take your message, but I’ll get back to you as soon as I get nearer to the phone!

Answering machine message 239

Yo. I ain’t here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I’ll get back… (Sniff, sniff…) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good.

Answering machine message 188

I just got a car phone. I’m not here at the moment. Leave me a message and I’ll call you when I’m out.

Answering machine message 179

Hello? (Pause. Roommate’s voice:) C’mon, Matt, we’re gonna be late! — Hold on, there’s someone on the phone! Hello? — C’mon, dude! — Hello? Aaah, whatever… c0pyr|ghtah!aj0kesc0m BEEP!

Answering machine message 258

You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.

Answering machine message 206

Someone stole our phone. So if you leave a message we’ll run over to a neighbor’s house and use their phone to call you back.

Answering machine message 159

This is Dan Cassidy’s answering machine. Please leave your name and number, and after I’ve doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.

Answering machine message 40

Richard Nixon voice: Hi… Uh, some people say I sound like Richard Nixon… I BEG your pardon! Uh… Everyone’s out right now, so I’m uh… Covering up for them. Please leave your name, number and message promptly at the beep… I don’t want to get blamed for any gaps on this tape. OK machine, you […]

Answering machine message 70

Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.

Answering machine message 184

All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.) All our answering machines are… (CLICK) This is the answering machine of…