Ponderings collection 28

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Why is the word big so little and the word little so big? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Does the Little […]

Daily Ponderings

Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11? I asked my wife why there were so many dings on the driver’s side of her Mercedes and she said the brakes must be bad on that side. […]

Ponderings collection 02

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you’re in a vehicle going the speed […]

Ponderings collection 37

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?” What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. […]

Ponderings collection 29

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If you ate pasta and antipasto, […]

Ponderings collection 38

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and… If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take […]

Ponderings collection 04

Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? Why do they call them “apartments” when they are all stuck together? Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will something keep going wrong? Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? How […]

Ponderings collection 39

It’s a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land. How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over”? Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? Does killing time […]

Ponderings collection 05

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? Why doesn’t “onomatopoeia” sound like what it is? Why do ‘tug’boats push their barges? Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are […]

Ponderings collection 41

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? How can there be self-help “groups”? How do you get off a non-stop flight? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? How many weeks are there in a light year? If a jogger runs at […]