Lightbulb joke collection 14

Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in lightbulbs or daffodil bulbs. Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. The […]

Lightbulb joke collection 99

Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb. Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They haven’t got a policy on that. Q: How many socialists does it take […]

Lightbulb joke collection 97

Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One–but he has to wait until the light is better. Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building. Q: How many editors does it […]

Lightbulb joke collection 100

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: None — He’ll only promise “change.” Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: He doesn’t. He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security […]

Lightbulb joke collection 104

Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five: While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the fascist dictator and remove his body. Rollin, wearing a plastic mask, masquerades as the dictator long […]

Lightbulb joke: Artificial Intelligence

Q: How many Artificial Intelligence (AI) people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: At least 55: The problem space group (5) [One to define the goal state, One to define the operators, One to describe the universal problem solver, One to hack the production system, One to indicate about how it is a […]

Lightbulb joke collection 102

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer”, and the party of the […]

Lightbulb joke collection 106

Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: At least a dozen, but it’s impossible to tell which one it is, because they’re all pointing at each other going “That’s me, over there !” Q: How many Bill Gates’ (runs Microsoft) does it take to change a lightbulb? A: […]

Lightbulb joke collection 105

Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can’t change light bulbs… Without light, they can’t read the manual, and without the manual, they can’t figure out how to change the light bulb. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Wait! Maybe […]

Lightbulb joke collection 96

Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four–one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof. Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two thirds. Q: How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? […]