Nada Jokes

The "nadajokes" section needs some explanation: the nadajoke is a special type of deadpan humor which is intended to be absurd. The humor lies often in the dry delivery, and these are best served in sets when readers are listeners can get on a roll with the type of humor.

These one-liners aren't for everyone. If you find some of these offensive, I apologize... I've done my best to curate them to remove overtly sexist, racist, or downright offensive nadajokes. In fact you'll find many of them play off and successfully mock the traditionally racist nature of joke-telling in Western culture. That said, please flag, comment, or rate accordingly if you're not digging one. Have fun!

Car Broken – Bus to Work

A 55-year-old white man’s car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver’s a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Hooker and Hotel

So this guy’s taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

Quickest Way to a Woman’s Heart #2

Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Red Riding Hood and Wolf

“My, what big teeth you have!” exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. “Because I’m a wolf,” explained the wolf. “And I dress in women’s clothing because it makes me happier.”

Lesbians and Lightbulbs

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Blind Woman Bar

A blind woman walks into a bar… she stands there confused because she is blind and can’t tell what going on.

Wanted: Tall Woman

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog’s legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5.

Coffee and Women #4

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Asian Woman Driver

An Asian woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Coffee and Women #2

I like my coffee like I like my women….. Without Hepatitis.