Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart? A: Through her ribcage.
The "nadajokes" section needs some explanation: the nadajoke is a special type of deadpan humor which is intended to be absurd. The humor lies often in the dry delivery, and these are best served in sets when readers are listeners can get on a roll with the type of humor.
These one-liners aren't for everyone. If you find some of these offensive, I apologize... I've done my best to curate them to remove overtly sexist, racist, or downright offensive nadajokes. In fact you'll find many of them play off and successfully mock the traditionally racist nature of joke-telling in Western culture. That said, please flag, comment, or rate accordingly if you're not digging one. Have fun!
“My, what big teeth you have!” exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. “Because I’m a wolf,” explained the wolf. “And I dress in women’s clothing because it makes me happier.”
How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman
A blind woman walks into a bar… she stands there confused because she is blind and can’t tell what going on.
Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog’s legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5.
I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis
An Asian woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.
I like my coffee like I like my women….. Without Hepatitis.
What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple
I like my coffee like i like my women… Without a penis