Who’s the real villain?
The American Medical Association has weighed in on National Health Insurance… The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring […]
Nearly everything has changed in the United States since the Bill of Rights was written and adopted. We still see the original words when we read those first 10 Amendments to the Constitution, yet the meaning is vastly different now. And no wonder. We’ve gone from a country of a few million to a few […]
If a communist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government sells him some of the milk. If a Socialist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government gives him some of the milk. If a Nazi has two cows, the government shoots him, and takes both […]
I’ve heard there’s a new programming language out from University of Tennessee. It’s called Algor. There are some problems with it though. The syntax is very formal and inflexible. And it’s not a very powerful language either, since it won’t allow you to alter the operating environment. Its survival is also partially dependent upon an […]
I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists “only to kill people” and says so at every chance he gets. Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, […]
My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, “What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?” My husband quickly answered, “Election day.” The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President. The Bush reality now is that the boy doesn’t have to […]
“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” — Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97 “For NASA, space is still a high priority.” — Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93 “Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” — Vice President Al Gore “The Holocaust was an obscene period […]