5 Unforgettable Pulp Fiction Quotes

#5. “Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?”

Say what?

 

 

 #4. “Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!”

What?

 

#3. “I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.”

Okay now

#2. “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!”

How's that?

…and…

#1. “Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t give you this case, it don’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.”

fried-chicken

Or if you prefer, alternate #1:
“It’s the one that says bad motherfucker.”

 

 

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5 Unforgettable Pulp Fiction Quotes

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