Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone, most probably the latter, according to my latest calculations. Supposing that the universe doesn’t end in the next 30 seconds, the odds of which I’m still trying to calculate, you can leave your name, phone number, and message, and I’ll probably phone you back. So far the probability of that is about 0.645. Have a nice day.
Latest Adult Jokes
November 1, 2013 By admin
“Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “Talk about a huge breast!” “It’s Cool Whip time!” “If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!” “Are you ready for seconds yet?” “Are you going to come again next time?” “It’s a […]
January 11, 2013 By admin
#5. “Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?” #4. “Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what […]